Funny in Funny Quotes.

    FUNNY QUOTES

• In bed, it’s 6 AM  you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7.45. At school it’s 1.30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31                           

• When  a woman says WHAT? It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

• My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

• The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” 

• Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & writes ‘SAVE TREES”, on the same paper.

• If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.

• Pretending to be busy writing when the teacher starts calling on random people.

• Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.

• Okay mom… you know I love you… but I can’t accept your friend request on Face book.

• Growing older is compulsory Growing up, however, remains optional.

• I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough

• I need 6 months vacation, twice a year.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark - GEORGE CARLIN.

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